Monday, March 17, 2014

you are a loser. I am a loser.



But not in the same way.  LMAO.  you are weak, pathetic, and addicted.  Of course, that's what I like about you.

But *I* am a loser in a whole other way.  If you have been following Me for a while, you know I have been working on My fitness.  Working on making better choices when it comes to eating and working out 5 days a week with a mix of strength training and cardio.

Having said that, I do not weight Myself.  I think the scale is flawed and a terrible way to measure actual fitness.  Instead, I measure my body.  I am happy to say, I have lost 5 inches!! Aren't I amazing?? lol.

Having said that, it's your job to keep Me going.  I will soon be needing more Muscle Milk.  And I have an array of work out gear on My wish list.  Clear it off and send gift cards so I can buy anything else that suits My fancy.

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