Put your Money Where your Mouth Is.

I've been going through some….issues with little e of late.  While he claims that he is the most loyal and devoted…it seems that that only really is true when he stands to gain something.  Long story short.  he pissed Me off, he begged forgiveness, I told him to buy two specific items from My wish list.  He balked.  I stopped writing.

Then a couple days later, he filled a cart with mystery items from My wish list…and if only I would forgive him, he would send.  I still didn't write him.  Why, if he's willing to buy all this other stuff, he didn't just purchase the two items, I still don't really know.  It's not for you to decide what is best for Me.

Anywho, the items were much less about My actual desire for them and more about Me experimenting to see if he would follow orders.  Miserable fail.  After about a week of emails telling ME to tell him to purchase, he finally caved and sent the order (minus one of the original items I told him to purchase).  Why, if he was so eager to please, he didn't just order and then send Me an  email swing I purchased blah blah blah, please forgive me.  Oh, I know.  Because little e loves to top from the bottom even though he claims he doesn't know what that is.  I'm going to go over some guidelines that you all could stand to benefit from.  

It was partly My fault, this drama with little e.  He acted poorly and I overlooked it. I should have immediately and severely corrected him.  I assure you the days of Me playing nice are over. 

**DO NOT make demands of Me.  I am not here for your pleasure.  Everything in this little world is all about Me. If you want it to be about you.  Find someone else.  

**Spoiling Me is out of a desire to show your appreciation and gratitude for the fact that I allow you to be a small insignificant part of My life.  Buying clips is all about you and your jack needs.  Buying clips IS NOT about spoiling ME. 

**If you ask to purchase one of My well worn, perfect items, and I quote you a price.  The proper response is, "yes, Goddess." Haggling will get you ignored and you will immediately lose the opportunity to purchase said item. 


**Use of My REAL NAME (if you know it) will get you immediately blocked.  "We" are never off the clock.  Again, My fault.  I made the mistake of sharing some of My life with you.  Strike it from your memory.  I will not make the mistake again.

**Demanding anything of Me, i.e. "I guess EVERYTHING comes to a stop" will get you immediately blocked.  I place demands on YOU, not vice versa.  And you are grateful for those demands. 

**Tongue in cheek, passive aggressive bullshit will get you immediately blocked.  

Having gone through all this back and forth, ending with little e finally purchasing the items…it's taught Me things.  But I bet little e has learned so much more.  And I bet spoiling Me has lifted such a weight from his shoulders,  I bet he feels amazing right now.  Serving your Goddess always should be a pleasure.  Right, little e?